Introductions - Rotten Haggis

It's time for you to meet some of those handsome chaps that make up Canned Haggis. First up, we have Rotten Haggis. Seen here outside of a court house, he swears that he was only there to visit, and was not up on public indecency charges.

In spite of his deficiencies with the bat, he tries very hard, and on a good day can swing with the best of them. Unbelievably, he holds the current season's top score, with a lucky 45 from the grading matches.

With the ball, to say that he has raw pace is only somewhat of an overstatement. He will proudly tell you about the time he broke a keeper's nose. Whatever you do, don't make him angry. Having been hit for the most number of runs of all team members this year ranks with his most shameful acheivements, especially given that he holds the Haggis record for best bowling figures, with 7/-28.

There is no doubt that Rotten is an integral part of the Haggis. He may not be the sheep's intestine, holding it all together, but he is at least the onion - it just wouldn't be the same without him.