Shock Resignation Rocks the Haggis
*BREAKING NEWS* (of two weeks ago)
The social indoor cricketing world was shocked to hear that perennial captain, Andy "Cap'n" Haggis, has stepped down from lead-duties for the upcoming season. Alan "Dabber" Haggis will step in as caretaker-captain until the squad can decide on a permanent replacement.
Andy will continue to play for the team in a hit-more-sixes-than-anyone capacity, but for now his main goal is to decide on a new nickname. Andy "Former Cap'n" Haggis, anyone?
The social indoor cricketing world was shocked to hear that perennial captain, Andy "Cap'n" Haggis, has stepped down from lead-duties for the upcoming season. Alan "Dabber" Haggis will step in as caretaker-captain until the squad can decide on a permanent replacement.
Andy will continue to play for the team in a hit-more-sixes-than-anyone capacity, but for now his main goal is to decide on a new nickname. Andy "Former Cap'n" Haggis, anyone?
posted by Curtly at 10:17 AM
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