More South Park

Stupid blog putting limits on the size of posts. Here is part II of the MTV Haggis/South Park mash-up.


Sorry, Rocket, the animation tool didn't have a rocket-launcher weapon, so we thought we'd give you a chainsaw. I'm sure you'll do just as much damage with one of those.


Artist's rendition of Stirlo, having returned from a South American hideaway, spiritually refreshed, and ready for a comeback???


The man. The legend. Walker, Texas Haggis.

Stay tuned in the coming days/weeks for new additions. Torben, Colin, who knows...

Canned Haggis meets South Park

You know, some days I'm just sitting at home, and strange ideas pop into my head. Like, 'I wonder what the Haggis boys would look like if they ever appeared on South Park?'

If you also suffer from such bizarre thought patterns, then suffer no more. We are proud to bring you the Canned Haggis South Park gallery (kudos to Clint and Lou for their assistance)


We'll start with Allan, our courageous skipper, rarely seen without a brew in hand.


For the sake of being alphabetical, here's Andy, keeping gloves and all.


Angry Clint - need we say more? Well, yes, we do. Why would any sane man dye his hair and not his beard?


Davo says: "Bring me your chickens!"


Jillard - the most emo man on the planet


Kurt - note the fine fuzz on top of his head

More to come...

Have You Seen This Man?

This is the last know photograph of Stirlo Haggis. Many months have passed, and no trace of him has been seen since. Rumours flew about a possible ankle injury, and a heavy uni workload, but there has been no news for some time. Several Haggis members have been quoted as wondering if Stirlo ever really existed. Maybe he was just a manifestation of that little piece of Haggis in all of us.

If you do see this man, please assume him to be bearded and cheerful. Tell him his family misses him.

Back in Action - You Little Beauty

Well, it has been a long time coming, but the Haggis are back in the winner's circle. On Wednesday night, they disposed of 'Never on Time', who were uncharacteristically punctual.

Perennial filler-innerer Colin ensured that we didn't have to take the field with just six players, and his assistance might well have proven to have made the difference in the end. He put in a stellar performance, scoring a bunch of runs, taking a hat-trick, and being Johnny-on-the-spot in the field on countless occassions.

Young protege, Torben, was also spectacular. In just a few weeks he has progressed from a nervous youngster to a seasoned professional. Arsey run-outs, a zack, and some deft defensive shots put old dogs such as Kurt to shame.

Be certain of the fact that the return of J-Hag to the side and the Haggis' return to form was no coincidence. As though he had never been injured, he stepped straight into the game, top-scoring, and gaining the coveted man-of-the-match award from the umpire.

As always, NOT seemed to bring out the worst in the Haggis. Comments from the sideline included, "Did that mother fucker just attempt a mankad? He's dead." Every player got a little angry, but no one moreso than fearless leader, Allan. The fire in his eyes would have melted an iceberg.

Perhaps as a result of this, the Haggis also managed to, along the way, commit one of the biggest faux pas ever seen at the centre. Thinking the other team was one player short as well, they tried to tell one of NOT's final pair that he could not take the court, and that they wanted someone else to bat again. To their horror, they were informed that it was, in fact, a completely different person to the chap who had just batted. "It's OK," one of them said, in a self-deprecating fashion. "We all look the same."

After the game, Pauline Hanson was heard to say "If they can't manage to look different from one another, then they should just go back where they came from."

And we call this the twenty-first century...