Canned Haggis meets South Park

You know, some days I'm just sitting at home, and strange ideas pop into my head. Like, 'I wonder what the Haggis boys would look like if they ever appeared on South Park?'

If you also suffer from such bizarre thought patterns, then suffer no more. We are proud to bring you the Canned Haggis South Park gallery (kudos to Clint and Lou for their assistance)


We'll start with Allan, our courageous skipper, rarely seen without a brew in hand.


For the sake of being alphabetical, here's Andy, keeping gloves and all.


Angry Clint - need we say more? Well, yes, we do. Why would any sane man dye his hair and not his beard?


Davo says: "Bring me your chickens!"


Jillard - the most emo man on the planet


Kurt - note the fine fuzz on top of his head

More to come...