New Uniform - Option 1

Gentlemen, I don't know about you, but I feel that there comes a time when you need to cast aside your Lowe's polo top. Mine, for one, has lost the ability to stay buttoned up, treating spectators to an awesome display of chest hair every time I stride in for a delivery.

It is with this in mind that I propose we adopt a new uniform for the new season. The Wild Turkey t-shirts, as you would all agree, were awesome. It would confuse too many people, though, if the Haggis rocked up in those shirts again. Centre staff might think, "Hang on, don't those bastards owe us money from a couple of years ago." At which point we would run for the hills, screaming "SUCKERS!" all the way.

I digress.

Here is suggestion one for the Haggis' new uniform. Those who have not seen Clerks 2 might miss the subtle humour of the shirt. In fact, to some it might seem plain offensive. But it's OK, 'cause I'm takin' it back.



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